Day 3 [Video]

[notchinese]

[Today, you will see a video of a Medicham rather than the human face of his trainer. For those who are already aware of this Medicham's existence, you know he's probably up to no good. You might wonder who would let this pokemon control the pokegear but he has a message to give out to the Network (behind his trainer's back, of course).]

So I got a problem here.

I have this beautiful young human here who's in need of anger management therapy and I think her finding some love will do her some good cause, damn does she have boy problems back home. No wonder she's so angry all the time.

[Going off topic there, Creeper...]

I think you know where I'm going here. I'm asking for a trustworthy human to take my human out on a date for Valentine's day. Show her a good time. Loosen her up a bit! Who knows, maybe you two might be "the one" for each other...

Creeper, could you please get off the gear and take Lee out? He's coming this close to punching a hole in the wall!

Long story short, if you're into girls with big foreheads and have an unhealthy obsession with black, then this girl is for you. Also, DON'T mention I'm the one giving out this message. I want to live.


[Feed clicks off.]

Comments

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Oh, was he not supposed to say that]

Yep. You gotta be moping around a lot for an animal to start thinking you need to get out of the house.

[video]

[notchinese]

[Sigh. There was going to be bloodshed when that Medicham comes back.]

He just knows things he's not supposed to. Good ol' Creeper's a lot more human than you'd expect.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake had kind of figured something like that, since the thing made itself understood instead of just yapping its name like the normal ones.]

Ah. One of those little bastards. Does he do poetry about how your dreams taste, too?

[video]

[notchinese]

[She groans in disgust.]

No, but thank you for the wonderful mental image. The last thing I want him doing is reciting that kind of poetry at a coffee place in front of people.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Hah. You're welcome.

Hey, at least yours is coherent humanoid. Mine's like a pillow from a freshman girl's dorm room that's been reading her diary.

Anyway, if people start hounding you for a date, that's why.