Yumi Ishiyama

[Today, you will see a video of a Medicham rather than the human face of his trainer. For those who are already aware of this Medicham's existence, you know he's probably up to no good. You might wonder who would let this pokemon control the pokegear but he has a message to give out to the Network (behind his trainer's back, of course).]

So I got a problem here.

I have this beautiful young human here who's in need of anger management therapy and I think her finding some love will do her some good cause, damn does she have boy problems back home. No wonder she's so angry all the time.

[Going off topic there, Creeper...]

I think you know where I'm going here. I'm asking for a trustworthy human to take my human out on a date for Valentine's day. Show her a good time. Loosen her up a bit! Who knows, maybe you two might be "the one" for each other...

Creeper, could you please get off the gear and take Lee out? He's coming this close to punching a hole in the wall!

Long story short, if you're into girls with big foreheads and have an unhealthy obsession with black, then this girl is for you. Also, DON'T mention I'm the one giving out this message. I want to live.


[Feed clicks off.]

[Hello Network, its been a while since you've last seen this girl. She may look a little different than you may remember her. Maybe a little older, a slightly different wardrobe or a look on her face that actually looks content in god knows how long. Other than that, she practically looks the same that she did months ago. Only problem is, however...]

...God, this is all weird. Out of the Ishiyama kids to throw into a video game, the non-gamer one is the one that gets chosen. Terrific. Sounds like something from a cliche kid's book...

[Yeah, she has no memory of being in Johto. Bummer.]

So am I supposed to just travel around and collect gym badges just like in the games and earn my ticket home? I read the Rule book and the Trainer Tips and it didn't say it was neither possible or impossible. [A beat.] Actually, I don't think it mentioned anything about badges at all. Has anyone gotten all badges and something amazing happen to them yet?

[Something seems to have caught the girl's attention when she looked down. She bends down and holds up a Cyndaquil in one of her hands while trying to hand the Pokegear in the other. The pokemon seemed confused and was even sniffing its trainer, much to Yumi's disgust.]

Also, any pointers on how to take care one of these...um, things? It spent the last five minutes just sniffing around and...not really giving much of a reaction-

[As if on cue, fire erupted from the Cyndaquil's back, frightening the girl.]

OH CRA--

[Yumi drops both the pokemon and the pokegear, ending the feed.]