Day 3 [Video]

[notchinese]

[Today, you will see a video of a Medicham rather than the human face of his trainer. For those who are already aware of this Medicham's existence, you know he's probably up to no good. You might wonder who would let this pokemon control the pokegear but he has a message to give out to the Network (behind his trainer's back, of course).]

So I got a problem here.

I have this beautiful young human here who's in need of anger management therapy and I think her finding some love will do her some good cause, damn does she have boy problems back home. No wonder she's so angry all the time.

[Going off topic there, Creeper...]

I think you know where I'm going here. I'm asking for a trustworthy human to take my human out on a date for Valentine's day. Show her a good time. Loosen her up a bit! Who knows, maybe you two might be "the one" for each other...

Creeper, could you please get off the gear and take Lee out? He's coming this close to punching a hole in the wall!

Long story short, if you're into girls with big foreheads and have an unhealthy obsession with black, then this girl is for you. Also, DON'T mention I'm the one giving out this message. I want to live.


[Feed clicks off.]

Comments

[heartdive]

[ this is perfect. ]

My friend Riku is still single.

[usedswift]

[She really should stay out of this, but Sora's answer gave her an idea.]

Yeah, definitely Riku.

[notchinese]

[The next person answering this happens to not be the same Medicham that was just on air but Yumi herself. She is understandably confused here.]

What?

[heartdive]

Er... Just thinking that you know. Valentines coming up and all...

[notchinese]

[Tenten please]

Don't tell me you're in on this too.

[notchinese]

....I'm flattered about the offer but this is kind of sudden, don't you think? I don't even know anything about your friend.

[heartdive]

You don't have to for blind dates!

[notchinese]

Are we even in the same area?!

[heartdive]

Even if we're not, that's something that can be fixed in a day or two!

[usedswift]

C'mon, Riku's a good guy! And this whole Valentine's thing seems to be about going on a date with someone, so why not?

[She hasn't forgotten about her guy at home, but--]

It'd be a nice change of pace. You might as well, it'll be fun.

[notchinese]

[She's blushing really bad here. How do you handle these kind of things]

You would go that far, huh?

[heartdive]

Yeah, well... Why not?

[notchinese]

[She stays silent for a moment, trying to calculate what she was gonna say without sounding hysterical.]

..I can trust your word about him, right? [She's only spoken to him like once or twice tbh] He's not a creep in disguise or anything?

[notchinese]

...

[She covers her mouth, as if she was trying to hide her embarrassment. Unfortunately, it also seems to be masking what she was saying as well.]

I might think about it

[heartdive]

Say what?

[ what did you say? ]

[notchinese]

I SAID I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT

[Jesus, control your temper.]

[heartdive]

That's great! When you have a sure answer, you can ping me.

[ your temper is not a spirit dampener. ]

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[usedswift]

[She'll just flip the filter on because hey, girl talk.]

He's not a creep in disguise, I promise. Riku's really a good guy. He's a good fighter, he runs a training center in Celadon, and--

[A beat of hesitation. Is it really her place to out the leader of the PGC?]

He's just really trustworthy. I trust him, at least.

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[buckyouup]

Um...

[She'll just... tap the screen for a second. Does she really want to reply to this?]

Yumi? Everythin' alright there, Sugarcube?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Great, now even the animals are pimps.

[video]

[notchinese]

Who's pimping who out now?

video;

[notchinese]

Yes? Why would I not be?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

A friend of yours seems to think you need a boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Stupid holiday, if you ask me.

[Nobody has ever asked you, Blake.]

[snotfaced]

Forehead's not that big.

[...Is he going to regret this?]

[video]

[notchinese]

What?

[In a split second, her confused tone went to restrained anger.]

And by friend you mean pokemon?