Day 3 [Video]

[notchinese]

[Today, you will see a video of a Medicham rather than the human face of his trainer. For those who are already aware of this Medicham's existence, you know he's probably up to no good. You might wonder who would let this pokemon control the pokegear but he has a message to give out to the Network (behind his trainer's back, of course).]

So I got a problem here.

I have this beautiful young human here who's in need of anger management therapy and I think her finding some love will do her some good cause, damn does she have boy problems back home. No wonder she's so angry all the time.

[Going off topic there, Creeper...]

I think you know where I'm going here. I'm asking for a trustworthy human to take my human out on a date for Valentine's day. Show her a good time. Loosen her up a bit! Who knows, maybe you two might be "the one" for each other...

Creeper, could you please get off the gear and take Lee out? He's coming this close to punching a hole in the wall!

Long story short, if you're into girls with big foreheads and have an unhealthy obsession with black, then this girl is for you. Also, DON'T mention I'm the one giving out this message. I want to live.


[Feed clicks off.]

Comments

[heartdive]

[ this is perfect. ]

My friend Riku is still single.

[notchinese]

[The next person answering this happens to not be the same Medicham that was just on air but Yumi herself. She is understandably confused here.]

What?

[heartdive]

Er... Just thinking that you know. Valentines coming up and all...

[notchinese]

....I'm flattered about the offer but this is kind of sudden, don't you think? I don't even know anything about your friend.

[usedswift]

[She really should stay out of this, but Sora's answer gave her an idea.]

Yeah, definitely Riku.

[notchinese]

[Tenten please]

Don't tell me you're in on this too.

[usedswift]

C'mon, Riku's a good guy! And this whole Valentine's thing seems to be about going on a date with someone, so why not?

[She hasn't forgotten about her guy at home, but--]

It'd be a nice change of pace. You might as well, it'll be fun.

[notchinese]

[She stays silent for a moment, trying to calculate what she was gonna say without sounding hysterical.]

..I can trust your word about him, right? [She's only spoken to him like once or twice tbh] He's not a creep in disguise or anything?

video;

[buckyouup]

Um...

[She'll just... tap the screen for a second. Does she really want to reply to this?]

Yumi? Everythin' alright there, Sugarcube?

video;

[notchinese]

Yes? Why would I not be?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Great, now even the animals are pimps.

[video]

[notchinese]

Who's pimping who out now?

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

A friend of yours seems to think you need a boyfriend for Valentine's Day. Stupid holiday, if you ask me.

[Nobody has ever asked you, Blake.]

[video]

[notchinese]

What?

[In a split second, her confused tone went to restrained anger.]

And by friend you mean pokemon?

[snotfaced]

Forehead's not that big.

[...Is he going to regret this?]

[notchinese]

[She's just going to silently compare the size of her forehead with her hand. Why do people keep saying these things.]

Um...thanks? Not as big as your ego, that's for sure

[snotfaced]

[Snotlout just sort of gives her a smile, apparently appreciating that not-that-big forehead of hers.]

Yeah. I've probably seen bigger.

[...Anyway.]

How come someone like you doesn't already have a date for this day thing? [He raises an eyebrow.] Saving yourself for a certain someone?

[notchinese]

[Oh god, why did he have to mentioned that.]

Why? Are you interested, Lover Boy?

[islandshore]

[The first to pop up on screen is a certain stuffy Weavile, who chuckles before speaking.]

Well, well! Aren't you a devious little imp? And to think that Sora and miss Tenten have gotten involved... Well, I suppose you'll want to speak with the, ah, potential date, hm?

[He hands off the 'Gear to a rather flustered looking Riku, who's currently smothering his face with one hand.]

...Sorry about Sora. Hope he hasn't been causing you too much trouble.

[notchinese]

[Was that a talking Weavile? Not that Yumi didn't really question it because she was more distracted with other things.]

It's...fine really. He seems pretty enthusiastic of getting you a date though. Tenten too.

[islandshore]

Well, you saw that post around Christmas... I figure Sora's going for round two after his last attempt flopped.

[Riku shrugs, breathing out through his nose.]

I get that they've got good intentions, but you'd think they'd at least talk to us about it first.

[notchinese]

They probably know we'll object to it. That or they were just being blockheads for the sake of being blockheads. No offense to your friend.

[Video]

[20faces]

[The video is just stunned silence for a few moments, until]

No way... Were you really just talking to me?

[Has being around them 24/7 finally taught him the language of Pokemon?!]

[Video]

[notchinese]

[Finally someone saying something not related to the video.]

Kind of. He was talking to you in your mind.

[Video]

[20faces]

That's...

[A bit troubling, if you think deeply on it. But that is not Akira's way.]

Amazing! We must be miles and miles apart, but I heard every word crystal clear!