Day 3 [Video]

[notchinese]

[Today, you will see a video of a Medicham rather than the human face of his trainer. For those who are already aware of this Medicham's existence, you know he's probably up to no good. You might wonder who would let this pokemon control the pokegear but he has a message to give out to the Network (behind his trainer's back, of course).]

So I got a problem here.

I have this beautiful young human here who's in need of anger management therapy and I think her finding some love will do her some good cause, damn does she have boy problems back home. No wonder she's so angry all the time.

[Going off topic there, Creeper...]

I think you know where I'm going here. I'm asking for a trustworthy human to take my human out on a date for Valentine's day. Show her a good time. Loosen her up a bit! Who knows, maybe you two might be "the one" for each other...

Creeper, could you please get off the gear and take Lee out? He's coming this close to punching a hole in the wall!

Long story short, if you're into girls with big foreheads and have an unhealthy obsession with black, then this girl is for you. Also, DON'T mention I'm the one giving out this message. I want to live.


[Feed clicks off.]

Comments

[notchinese]

[Oh god, why did he have to mentioned that.]

Why? Are you interested, Lover Boy?

[snotfaced]

[wait what no

what

what just happened]

Lover Boy? [WHY] Why would I be interested in that?

[notchinese]

[That was...the opposite of what she expected.]

Isn't that...what you came here for?

[snotfaced]

[Snotlout's looking very confused, but not in his usual "I don't get it" way. There's something apprehensive about it. Not getting a bunch of spikes shot at him was weird, but he could deal with that. Somebody saying things like that, however...]

No way! Don't be gross.

[notchinese]

[Are you kidding her right now? She doesn't understand you sometimes, Snotlout.]

Take your own advice, why don't you. [GOSH.] It sounded like you were trying to go somewhere with that comment.

[snotfaced]

[SHE doesn't understand HIM? Gosh, girls are weird sometimes...

Also excuse me, he's never been gross, which you seem to be implying. What could have made you think he's been gross?]

Well, I wasn't. [He'd cross his arms if he good. Talking through the stone was stupid, it didn't allow much arm crossing!] It was just a question, jeez. You're the one with the brain-talking thing asking about it.

[notchinese]

[wait what]

[no way]

Brain-Talking thing...you mean a psychic pokemon?

[snotfaced]

Yeah, sure. Whatever you call 'em.

[Yay, distractions.]