[Okay, she couldn't help but be a little proud.]

Yeah, something in the rules about not stabbing rampaging level ninety-some Machamps in the eye.

But anyway, the only purple cat I've ever seen is a Purrloin. Mine evolved not too long ago, lemme try t'find her...

[Whoops, she abandons the 'gear, revealing a baby Riolu and Oshawott that had been sitting behind her, both of whom make a race for the abandoned 'gear. Hello, small person on the screen!]